we fuck the taiwanshitz. so unfair, these taiwanese. good food and label haven, skinny legs in tight stockings and too good to be true complexion hidden under the latest sc headwear. singaporeans should let lorry drivers be murderers - let us all lie on the road and await death. my first overseas trip (minus school excursions) without my parents was a enjoyable and productive one. enjoyable in the sense that i was with my cousins, and productive because i probably visited every other shop in taiwan any hypeshit would want to. 

macau and the on duty guards standing at the side of the metal detectors must have made a fool of themselves when they asked for my passport. i was checked the 3 times we went to the casino. so many tables covered in velvet cloths, some yellow, some green, some purple, but all for the same purpose. i spent most of my time watching my cousins gamble because joey is not very well off. but you know, if there was a mahjong table somewhere in there... pouncing. impact. yes, you get the idea. so during the 3 nights' stay in macau, we lived in my aunt's place. she has this apartment of walking distance to some of the casinos, and the only thing i'd have considered inaccessible, like literally, was probably the almost translucent sliding glass door of the bathroom. no, i didn't do privacy invasion, and neither did my relatives. but it's just a little irksome when you suddenly see the faint action of... how should i put it. oneself fisting one's own asshole, when it's merely just a routinely action after the big business on the throne. i know i should really talk about more interesting things but my macau stay was mostly made up of casino and mega-fisting. hehe.

we flew to taiwan in this long tube with wings they call Jetstar, and booked into a hotel with no complimentary morning breakfast. the room surprisingly, looked spacious and comfortable, until i found out my 'bunk' mate (how the ns people go) for the rest of my nights in taiwan was julian peh jia ming, a hell of a... you can't exactly describe him as chubby.. not fat... not big. i think the most suitable description of someone his size'd be a monster. i said the room looked spacious and comfortable - julian took more than 1/2 of the bed, deprived me of my supposedly 50% share of the bed, and therefore, my comfort. okay bo bian, my aunt paid for my ticket.

taiwan tv shows are so much more interesting than back here in singapore. one of which involved 4 taiwanese celebrities playing rounds of mahjongs. wtfz, i think the likes of darren seahz and febian chanz can remain glued onto the tv forever, if the telecast permits. 

i know i must sound boring, but my taiwan trip was honestly that simple yet fulfilling. i didn't get to see LZX like how yulin did, i didn't chance upon anyone worth talking about, and i didn't found a $1000 note on the floor. so how.? cry lo. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. \m/

you know i want you to love my photos. 

the shops i went to: 

mayday's frontman Ashin's shop

all the japanese porter you can find

i don't know if this is jay chou's shop. but they didn't sell any phantaci products.

signage says it all. X-large. my cousin almost fainted when he tried on XL size for a particular teeshirt and it fitted a-okay.

international porter.

gou huai tang. wah, this shop alllllllllllll also got. outerspace, squad, pcf, nike, converse, stayreal, kidrobot, gregory, quolomo and so many others. fucking wicked.!

pizza cut five. their tees packed in pizza box. oh yes, talking about pizza cut five. this morning, while waiting for leo's cab to come pick me up at my place, my neighbours must have thought it was some kind of pizza delivery man when i was holding onto the tee i bought for leo.

stage. the price play same as singapore one leh.

apery. click to enlarge and check out the labels stated on the green pillar. this was another imba shop.

wah unity my favourite. sc tee at NT1000=SGD50. 



my taiwan trip was mostly made up of shopping, travelling here and there in my elder cousin, jolyn's, boyfriend car who is a taiwanese. i think if not for him, we'd have spent much more on cab rides. you all should really try shopping w/o your parents - no pressure no heat manz.

OH YESS.! THE MOST IMPORTANT BULLSHIT EVER.!!!!!!