Wednesday, January 17, 2007
,5:17 PM
thursday was my birthday, but since i had cca commitments, i did nothing as a celebration for my birthday. when i reached home, the house was in an extremely fucked up state. my dad said the drumset my cousin gave to me recently had to be moved away because this is a condo, and condos are not studios. but even so, the drumset is still resting at the living room. on saturday, my friends came over for a bbq session, and sort of a house-warming party. the foreigners using the pits beside us were very rude and were acting like hooligans. most probably due to the nicotine and the alcohol. they threatened carvey, my darling, to hit him with the thongs because we were taking too much space. i cannot understand why he was doing so, knowing so well i had more friends over because i'm much more loved than he was. they were laughing at the little amount of food we prepared, and thought to themselves, "i'm a fatty, i eat so much, hahahaha." the food was earlier on bought at giant, with company of a few friends like carvey, ben and so on. the receipt was an unexpected $80. we bought minimum food because i wanted this party to be a mini gathering for all my close friends, and not one with fatties gorging themselves with sausages binded together with more meat, large pieces of steak marinated with sauce that of the colour of shit, and of course, not with countless bottles of hard liquor. i think the angmohs are deprived of the loaning of barbeque pits over at their country. here are the beautiful pictures:
as i've said, we bought little food, and was thus, hungry. we walked all the way to the nearby prata shop. terence, andrew, zachary, shahridan, ben and the vip, kiatuan. sukardi, faris, calvin and danial left for sukardi's house. we had our food, and started looking around for pool centres or lan shops, but to no avail. so, we ended up at the back of bukit timah plaza. after which, we took a cab back home. andrew and terence left for home.
and then, danial and calvin came back to look for us. we sat at the poolside, playing cards, and taking in some nicotine. soon the nicotine ran out, and we left for 7-11. on our way back, gerald left. we returned and did the same thing all over again. cards, chat and fun. then we headed for some table tennis at the carpark. i love this condo - it has almost everything.
zachary's serve. first step: you stare at the opponent.
second step: you stare even harder.
third step: you stare even harder than before. (by this step, your eyes should already be rolling on the floor)
fourth step: you lean back to gain some momentum, even if it means you're not in camera view anymore.
fifth step: okay, no. that wasn't gaining momentum, but to take a short drag of the sig. you toss the ball now.
sixth step: you do a back-pull when the ball is in the air.
seventh step: this time, you lean back to gain momentum, and slice the ball downwards with all your might.
eighth step: you look at the camera, and say, "hello, i am lee jiawei." 
i love black and white because it is very emo, and emo is so cool.
we left after that, and went back to the pool. sat around, did the usual, and they requested for a picture.
then suddenly, all of us (zachary, ben, shahridan, danial and calvin) were all in the pool, except for danial and calvin. hold on, imagine this - at 330am, right after a table tennis game, you're smelly, you're hot, you're sweaty, and you need a bath at that very moment. you change up at your friend's house, and start to run like a mad dog straight to the swimming pool. on the route, you take off your shirt, and jump into the icy, cold, pool of chlorine water with 3 of your other friends. okay i swear, the feeling's dope. but then, soon enough, the guard came and chase us out. we wanted to swim at the other pool, but this black guy clad in newtown-uniform-light-blue-tone followed us all the way. the guard should know better - nobody messes with us, or nobody messes with me. he was kind enough to walk us all the way to the other swimming pool, and our minds were set straight. upon reaching the edge of the pool, we pushed the guard inside the pool, jeering, laughing, and mocking at the state he was in. i wish i could do that, but sadly, it didn't happen. words stronged are bullcrap. he asked which block i was staying at, and i replied him. he told me very rudely, "then go back home lah." please, god, let time revert back to that exact setting. i need to tell him this, "then what the fuck are you doing here at this wee hour with a fucking blue guard uniforim when you should be having sex with your black wife's pussy.?" if i could, then i would. we waited for 7am to come, because that's the time the swimming pool is officially open everyday.
then, we went to look at something -
look at the guilt all amounted and tallied in his face. he says, "why, why.?"
then, shahridan spotted this. if any of the members of the parking idiot committee sees this, right click and save as for your own usage. please, do me a favour.
and then, we waited again. this time, nicotine level was low, the lungs were empty, the throats were dry. we needed a swim - the exact same type we did earlier on.
and yes, finally, 7am came. we jumped like mad mutts moshing in a rock concert. this time, calvin joined us, and danial - he was already sleeping on the sofa, half-dead. we went into the sauna, and it was amusing to see how calvin could adapt to the heat so quickly and fall asleep. we purposely left the sauna room, leaving him with the japanese that arrived shortly. but then, we decided - we shouldn't be bastards. i hit him with my goggles and he was still asleep. finally, after much whacking, he woke up, and we went back to my house to change. we headed for pool at the games room after that. they all left at around 1145am, leaving me only just enough time to get changed and head for church, as i've already promised lynette.
please feel free to take for own usage, but please don't edit the pictures.
third step: you stare even harder than before. (by this step, your eyes should already be rolling on the floor)fourth step: you lean back to gain some momentum, even if it means you're not in camera view anymore.
fifth step: okay, no. that wasn't gaining momentum, but to take a short drag of the sig. you toss the ball now.sixth step: you do a back-pull when the ball is in the air.seventh step: this time, you lean back to gain momentum, and slice the ball downwards with all your might.eighth step: you look at the camera, and say, "hello, i am lee jiawei." i love black and white because it is very emo, and emo is so cool.
we left after that, and went back to the pool. sat around, did the usual, and they requested for a picture.
then suddenly, all of us (zachary, ben, shahridan, danial and calvin) were all in the pool, except for danial and calvin. hold on, imagine this - at 330am, right after a table tennis game, you're smelly, you're hot, you're sweaty, and you need a bath at that very moment. you change up at your friend's house, and start to run like a mad dog straight to the swimming pool. on the route, you take off your shirt, and jump into the icy, cold, pool of chlorine water with 3 of your other friends. okay i swear, the feeling's dope. but then, soon enough, the guard came and chase us out. we wanted to swim at the other pool, but this black guy clad in newtown-uniform-light-blue-tone followed us all the way. the guard should know better - nobody messes with us, or nobody messes with me. he was kind enough to walk us all the way to the other swimming pool, and our minds were set straight. upon reaching the edge of the pool, we pushed the guard inside the pool, jeering, laughing, and mocking at the state he was in. i wish i could do that, but sadly, it didn't happen. words stronged are bullcrap. he asked which block i was staying at, and i replied him. he told me very rudely, "then go back home lah." please, god, let time revert back to that exact setting. i need to tell him this, "then what the fuck are you doing here at this wee hour with a fucking blue guard uniforim when you should be having sex with your black wife's pussy.?" if i could, then i would. we waited for 7am to come, because that's the time the swimming pool is officially open everyday.
then, we went to look at something -
look at the guilt all amounted and tallied in his face. he says, "why, why.?"
then, shahridan spotted this. if any of the members of the parking idiot committee sees this, right click and save as for your own usage. please, do me a favour.
and then, we waited again. this time, nicotine level was low, the lungs were empty, the throats were dry. we needed a swim - the exact same type we did earlier on.
and yes, finally, 7am came. we jumped like mad mutts moshing in a rock concert. this time, calvin joined us, and danial - he was already sleeping on the sofa, half-dead. we went into the sauna, and it was amusing to see how calvin could adapt to the heat so quickly and fall asleep. we purposely left the sauna room, leaving him with the japanese that arrived shortly. but then, we decided - we shouldn't be bastards. i hit him with my goggles and he was still asleep. finally, after much whacking, he woke up, and we went back to my house to change. we headed for pool at the games room after that. they all left at around 1145am, leaving me only just enough time to get changed and head for church, as i've already promised lynette.
church was good - new faces, welcoming, and everything good. i almost teared because of surprisingly, some awkward weird kind of guilt feeling. ah, these feelings should be kept personal.
thanks for those who wish me happy birthday via sms: shahridan, lynette, huichin, jasmine, shufei, gerald, yulin, chris, faris, samuel, carvey, ahmad kabeer, daniaal faris, and many others. and thanks for those who took some time out to come join in for the barbeque, although it was quite an unsuccessful one: faris, sukardi, shahridan, danial, yanhui, carvey, dex, zhu an, samuel, rinaldo, terence, andrew yeo, zhizong, andrew, daniaal faris, zachary, shareen, benjamin, and gerald. i don't think i've left anyone out. sorry if i did yeah. and thank you zhizong and andrew for throwing me into the pool with my clothes and slippers on. MY FOOT BABY.! the feeling sucked.
that's it. my desktop arrived last night and i'm typing away on the keyboards right now. the O levels are coming soon - i need to start studying for tests. till then people.
some random pictures -
please feel free to take for own usage, but please don't edit the pictures.