send my maid home now.! my maid is a bitch. b-i-t-c-h. bitch. a bitch that puts words into everybody's mouth. damnit, you'll love my maid to bits. i swear to mother mary. the first time she used the phone, i kept quiet and told her never to use it again. fine. the second time, i couldn't take shit anymore. i told my mom, and my mom told her off. despite being told twice, she jolly-well went to use it the third time, whereby i was listening to the whole, damned, sickening, trying-to-speak-english conversation. i heard stupid crap topics like, "nasi lemak chilli very panas (hot in malay)..", "i not money. sure, i not money.".. and the wisest words that came from her ever in her life: "i want to go home.".. i was delighted.! if only my mom would grant her her wish. ): so i called my mom, and she said she will settle it when she got out her earpiece. so i went down and question her naturally la. i asked her if she did say," i want to go home.".. i just wanted to confirm my happiness. and she so damn said no. so she's indirectly saying my ears were playing tricks on me la. so indirectly, i'm also lying if i told my mom that la. wth. i was damn pissed. my mom called, and to me, it was the greatest blessing; the maid on the other end, was none other than my auntie's maid, tricia. (wth, angmoh name -_-") my auntie is well-damned-known for her rudeness, for her temper, for everything bad except for her generosity cos she's rich. i can picture her getting mad at her maid. (: i'm evil, but also angry at the same time. i hear friends and relatives having maids who are, very free, they watch tv every time without being afraid of getting scolded, and do all sorts of stuffs. but too bad, the maid will still have to follow rules. my mom isn't that kind that don't give chances. she did give once, but she took it for granted. she doesn't eat, and my mom had an encounter of a maid fainting right in front of her. then, she didn't know what to do. it was a frightening experience, and now she goes to great extend to see her maid well-fed. but this maid is stubborn, very stubborn. what if one day she faints.? what if she leaves at our house.?