it is true - i wanted so much to keep the identity in the low key, but baby lecturers thought otherwise. they called out my name any other time, resulting in a confused bunch of freshies. they asked, "why you so popular one ah.? why like everybody know you like that.?" popular... bad word. infamous. okie lo. one lecturer dropped the bomb, forcing me to finally give up and break the truth. she walked past my group of 9 while we were discussing which photos to use for our collage, and said, "group, if you all need any photoshopping help, i think joey can help you guys." FTFS in da housez.

we came in 3rd for the race at Mt Sophia, in which was quite a fulfilling and productive bonding thing in the sense that i managed to pick out a few of the freshies whom i should fuck away from. especially this one who almost called the straits time when i strapped my DSLR around my neck. he remarked, "eh you got a DSLR also ah.?! we're both pros lehhhh." *rolls eyes so hard the eyeballs are facing the skull* so this pretty boy asked for an exchange in camera to apparently, testttttttttttt. testicles baby. i reluctantly handed mine over, and while he handed his camera over to me, i very gentlemanly rejected it with a wave of hand. a gust of wind howled, my hair swayed in unison. very timely. i think i looked 6 times cooler than usual. the guy remarked, "eh your camera so light ah." his was a 450D. i sighed. people nowadays. i thought 450d was known for its compact and lightweight design.? he lined the eyeball along with the eyepiece, ready to take a shot. shutter sounded. he raised the camera slightly and reviewed the photo. "why your photo black black one.?" i dno leh, maybe just now you shoot your mother cb hair. i wanted so much to start on the lecture on the relationship between the shutter speed and the aperture, but decided not to. i replied casually that i was on manual mode. so prettttttttty boy nodded his head and gave a long 'ohhhhhhhhhhhh' in recognition and tried taking another shot. before he pressed the shutter, he looked up and away from the eyepiece, then at me and asked, "so how to change the shutter and aperture ah.?" awesome. very awesome. DSLR X Auto. then best part is you update your blog's profile, your friendster account, facebook, myspace, xanga, livejournal, and any other domain possible that you looooooooooooooooooove photography. i pointed to pretty boy the 2 toggles and he did another 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh'. he shot again - the picture turned out to be much more under-exposed. he gave up. he passed my camera back to me. while walking towards the flight of stairs, he told another freshie, always standing beside him, "actually auto and manual shoot no difference one. both also DSLR." i imagined myself pacing the gap between us, look him right in the face, and give a salute so hard, i overshoot and smack myself in the balls. then i checked the shutter - 1000. i thought i was on 125 initially.? 

freshies FTW. i love em, yellow, blue, coldplay la she, knnz cross nbz. awaiting a whole new set of colours baby. everton makan chelsea at 3am.