and kenneth, coincidentally plays soccer at the tennis court on some of the evenings at my condo. so, i thought about his aggressive nature and figured ben's message had some credibility. i got into a fit because i don't like my friends being bullied around (not as if i have the ability to do something about it), and called him, barking like a mad dog, 'who who who who who,' so he came up with his plot only a gullible blonde would take into consideration. he explained that alex and himself, not being very good billiard players, accidentally knocked the cue ball off the table. ben claimed that he told this mr kenneth very clearly to not step on the cue ball. and because of this most precious cue ball, they got walloped by 3 other guys, who, very amusingly, stated that they reside in signature park.

imagine this - "eh motherfucker you better watch it you asshole. i'm gna fucking screw your face. *lifts fist* oh but wait. before i do something to your face, for the record, my name is kenneth, i'm 22 this year, currently serving NS, lives in signature park, and my favourite hobby includes football and swimming. and yes, of course, fighting, *BAM*" 

smart. so in less than 2 minutes, ben must have admitted i outwitted him (like, as usual), and stated, "happy april's fool day," in total resignation. in conclusion, he must really miss april huh, don't you think so.?

ah then joey tried so hard again. he initiated a conversation on messenger, and claimed that he did it with keline. of course, i thought it was sheer audacity, and i must admit i took it quite seriously the first time. if not for ben's failed-badly joke hours before, i'd have given joey's try all my attention. i dno why i wanted to question him so much in detail. but then at the end of it, "nice. bro. we're both joeys. i know when an april fool shit is coming from a fellow joey." he has the entire conversation blogged out, and i think... i think... it must be a well-planned method to hint his precious keline. boy ah, when learn to become so cunning one.

i know i must sound so childish talking about april's fool jokes. 

on a less happy note, i think it's fair to say that the groupaholmies aren't as close as we used to be. rough patch yes.? never mind, it's okay, some facial acne wash should do the job, just don't get the same brand darlie is using. ^^

eh shit, everybody is making plans to club. then how, the non clubbers.? nevermind, i go dance with adeline now. 

OH YES YES I PASSED MY BTT, HAHA, I PASSED MY BTT, HAHA, I PASSED MY BTT, HAHA. ... wait, i thought i heard somebody's sneer, "btt only, big fuck ah.!" under my table. sounds like yulin leh. 

eh the stephanie meyer siao eh got new book lehz. i read the synopsis and it's lamer than before. first is handsome bloodsuckers releasing baby-productive organisms into girl-next-door's cunt-like-dented-siol. now, aliens take over the world. nice~ stephanie meyer just made her own book a must-read, by creating this desire in her readers to want to understand how uninterestingly lame she can get. 

6am alr leh, and i suddenly feel like taking photos. i have this sudden urge to walk myself to bukit timah hill right now, and take beautiful macro shots of butterflies and caterpillars. then i'll walk over to kap and buy myself a big breakfast... no, make it 2, and walk back home to sleep. HAHA JUST KIDDING APRIL'S FOOL. HAHAHA YOU GOT TRICKED RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT I REALLY WANT TO GO RIGHT. HAHAHAH. HA. HA... ha....... ha ........... ...........ha.....h....a..... ......... -.-"        -.-"        -.-"     not funny one. bye.