247am, riverbelow latest entry reads eh fuck your mother cb la.

to a shahridan: i tried. i really tried. i sat down and tried. i put in a lot of effort and tried but no... i just can't think of one reason why i want to be a halal face baby. i know it's your birthday today and you should be granted a wish but please please oh please let me have that wish? i hope the mark of your 18 years in Mother Earth will change your decision to stop leeching and buy cigarettes in future. *silently awaits ben's 18th to come* we've been through thick and thin, but i think it's a case of thick and thick alr - ah your belly almost 3/4 that of mine ah, that day swimming that time i got spot. can you remember the beautiful times we used to share during our new town days.? how we got to know each other.?  all the stupid fishing moments.? all the standing-up-for-each-other times (junior came up to me and called me a fat hamburger, and you stood up for me... although for 20 seconds only, before you broke into hysterics).? do you remember alllllllllll these times baby.? 

take a minute to reminisce all the beautiful moments we used to share baby... take a minute.

i hope you remember... ..................... BECAUSE I DON'T.! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

EH~ kidding. eh i swear la, i wanted to call you at the stroke of midnight but walcott hit a timely volley into the bottom left corner la. i bounced like thrice on the sofa then forget about you alr. EH~ but i called you after the game... but you didn't pick up. FTFS. 

okay bye.