Saturday, December 20, 2008
,3:07 AM
pulau ubinz in da house. there are photos. there are many photos. there are about 70 photos. some of them, i cherish as a valuable addition to my library, while some of them, should be thrown into a dark sea and disappear forever. all the DARLLL~ photos happen to fall under the latter category. he cannot stop trying to be cute.
but nope, he is definitely not the main character, the one in the limelight, the one that everyone's talking about back in town. i regretted making my way down to ubin with the people the moment i stepped up from the boat up to the jetty. but luckily for me, i had someone to make this trip sooooooo worthwhile. as if not prominent enough in our group with all her weird actions plus loud random shrills, she brought her reputation up to an entire new level. she wanted to be prominent even out of town. so she sat down and thought about it the entire day. AH, that's a good idea. she thought to herself.
on the 18th december, on a very sunny afternoon... ... let's cut things short. lhc pubor fell and earned herself 4 blistering bright red wounds. they look very sexy and i want to lick them. i wasn't present when her limbs and waist made a date with the super hard ground, because judging from the long years of football training plus the one we had at joeyho's 18th chalet (special shoutout wu bo), i could have cycled all the way up to Manilla Philippines, if not for the rest. i was quite far up in front when the handphone rang. Eh come back now huichin fall down.
you have no idea what my reaction was. i pedalled as fast as i could, through the rocky terrains and muddy grounds. it is huichin that took the fall. not DARLL~ or some one else. my heart was beating furiously. and i did all of that because... i had to witness her lanjiao expression. heng i was there when she had her wounds dressed by some temasek angels.
18 to 19 december was made much more memorable when my phone rang at about 930pm. i picked up the phone and in a few moments, was scolded by the other party. i tell you. this person is a strong fellow. she scold me, veli the rude, plus hang up my call, but still managed to get my ass up from the bed and take a $14.50 midnight cab up to her place. she is god. i bow down to her now. i tell you, john lim's cane from 90 cm dropped to 0.6 cm away from my ass in rapid succession i also not scared lo. this person is so godly, she is from now on, my nemesis. her name, i shall not hear - kena the people at hogwarts humji say or hear the name Lord Voldemort. but i still love my darling2 a lot. she is my darling2, SO WHO IS MY DARLING1.?! WHO.?! WHO.?! IT IS... if-you-believe-its-you-then-its-you lo.
okay la jokes.
today, adeline chua made a big impact to my family for the 2nd time. this time, a very funny one. though she's from the philippines, and in her profile bears a tick against the box that has Able to speak english beside it, her english is very poor. today, in the car on the way to Giant, my momma asked, "at home still got spaghetti noodle," in a very ah soh way. adeline had no idea what my momma was talking about. so she kept quiet. irritated, my momma raised her voice by that much. she started talking. she said, "yes mam." so my mom, half-believing she understood the question, asked, "so must i drive back and check whether have?" she happily replied, "yes mam." now, my mom got really confused. so she asked again, this time raising her voice, "so at home got spaghetti noodle not.?" she replied, "no mam." okay, my mom, now, like the wifey of the white tiger that killed that singaporean malay was fuming. "so don't have. must i buy.?" adeline answered, "yes mam." my mom questioned once again, "so must i drive back and check whether at home have?" adeline said, "no mam." the blood vessels that threatened to burst in that past 2 minutes relaxed. my mom asked her, "so why just now you say must go back and check?" adeline kept quiet for 8 seconds. "i nervous." she stammered a little. my mom asked, "why nervous? i can eat you ah.?"
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about 12 seconds of complete silence in the car which was dark. then adeline suddenly answered,
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"YOU LIKE LOUDPSEAKER MAM."
i tell you, limbei is laugh until bei dong, want to cough out blood and kill myself alr. my mom laughed along with me and she couldn't drive with all the laughing gas kept in her stomach. the car diao zhng for about 9 seconds when the traffic light switched from red to green, blocking traffic. today is a fucking funny day.
it is time to get some rest. my flu is bad. really bad. oh yah. i got something to show you guys. here's my lovely lhc
trying to be like
can feel the similarity.? lhc don't try la. serene not as kp as you. _|_ ^^ _|_
i am happy that these 2 days have been beneficiary to my past moody state.