there is something about hate/dead taggers that amuses me everytime i encounter one. i tried to figure that something but never could. this is funny, because their intial intention to bring that person down does not materialise, but instead, backfires and gives the target a good laugh. and in the midst of all these mini-mayhem and confusion erupted thanks to the bored-till-death tagger, i try and think alike one of them, and i think i have just formulated a list of steps to be a good and effective hate tagger.

1st step: FINDING THE PERFECT TARGET.
you do what i call blog-hopping. for safety reasons, blog-hop at least 15 times down the list of social circle. so it should be your friend's friend's friend's..... x 15. ah, then you'll be safe because even should the target find out who you actually are and demand an explanation and how you got your way into his/her blog, he/she will probably start biting the nails, light a cigarette, need the bathroom even before you can finish going down the list of linking friends.

because the job of such a tagger is to make an impressive amount of impact, you should opt for a clique, instead of an individual target. that will heighten efficiency rate because instead of several tags distributed among several blogs, you can criticise a group of people in a single tag, because you know the friends you have included in your list-of-random-people-i-detest-for-no-apparent-reason are bound to visit your target's blog. and yes, using a single tag instead of several tags might also help the connection speed of cbox, or any other tagboard host domain. without the invention of these tagboards, your time cannot not be killed that easily. so, help them to help you - it is part of life.

STEP 2: USE A SUITABLE NAME.
use a suitable name so that people cannot identify who you are. an example of an incompatible name is when you're named joey, your hate-tag name is yeoj. this is very dumb because such inversion can be easily spotted. most commonly used names include anonymous, annonymous, annonnymous, passerby, passerbys, iwashere, xxxxxsucks, xxxxxxisafucker (where xxxx is the chosen target's name), girl, boy, and a wide variety of random punctuations.

STEP 3: CONTENT IS OF THE ESSENCE.
your content is probably the one that makes or breaks your hate tag. your content should contain horny materials such as... i shan't elaborate. use your brains, go natural - if you need a pull at the dick or a rub at the clit, release your hormonal needs in the form of creative literature. that will do your parents and the fresh air some good.

alternatively, you can opt to use words like suck, fuck, suck, fuck and suck. and yes, not forgetting fuck. and suck. because those are the only words you can think of. okay, maybe the word idiot, but nevermind.

last but not least, your content should be out of nowhere and extremely, randomly, untrue. such when you say your target's mom's a dog. like, what the fuck.? very random. "your laobei is a crouching tiger."

STEP 4: HIT THE ENTER BUTTON, AND BE BACK IN 24 HOURS.
your whole purpose of a hate tag is to see your target either squirm in fear, or retort back in anger. so be right back in 24 hours and savour every moment while you read his/her reaction.

please ignore all of the above. i need to relieve stress. wtf is hull city>arsenal, pompy>spurs and wigan>manc. the ball is round. and my stomach is round.

my life is very bored. i need to do stuffs like this to hype things up (but all in denial). i am sad. hull city hit 2 goals into arsenal's net. i am dying. may i earn some extra cash to treat people to makan. aiyo bu cuo oh :0

i should talk a little about how my 26th september was spent. but each time i read the blogs of my other friends, i cannot feel the zeal to talk about. go read theirs for perfect detailing of every single event that happened on serene's barbeque birthday night. one thing that surely did matter most to me is that lhc and i won $75 on the mj table. it is time to prosper. i have let my bank account down.

YULIN IS OFF TO TAIWAN. SO, GOD, PLEASE BLESS YULIN...................................
please bless yulin that she will find the zapatos, some stage, fingercroxx, subcrew or any nice shit.! hahahahehhee.