JOEY.


the man is trying to accustom to a huge change at present. should be back shortly, after i've figured out the vision. my friends who blog too include andrew, darren, eileen, lhc, joeyho, lynette, shufei, serene, sulin, sharon,and yulin.

Sunday, May 18, 2008 ,12:12 AM

it's always about the school. i'm gonna be a fucking fit-zai like rocky balbao or arnold schwani-lampa (i lead, i don't read), because the lhc makes me wait for her for 2 whole hours (sometimes even longer), and all-fucking-alone. then nmind, i have to walk over to the mrt station which is quite a distance from my block.? then reach there, laptop kena thrown at me. okay nmind - recently, i even accompanied her to see the doctor's after lessons because she freaked out over a sudden outbreak of irregular-shaped boils and text me to ask what were the symptoms of hand, foot and mouth disease. obviously, being a joey, my reply was quite a xialan one, asking for last words for her crush (so long ago. i don't like la. it's just a crush. i don't like la. -.-"). then the medical fee came up to a bloody donkey amount of $48.10, just for the assurance that lhc doesn't have hand, food or mouth disease. i still have to pay 10 cents for her.? omg. then walked out of the place, and was thinking of a place to eat, when she suddenly, "you eat la. i not eating." knn, the pubor level has reached a maximum capacity of 250 000... what's the units for puborness.? she even had the cheek to thank me through text message when she got on the bus, and said, "i owe you a favour." FUCK AH YOU OWE ME 10 MILLION FAVOURS LOR. YOU KILL YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER ALSO NOT ENOUGH.! then there was even once, i went to buy ban mian for myself and her, and thought i should get another additional dish that we could share. so i bought guo tie. that fucking pubor called me a gei kiang, what's known in english as act-smart, and told me she couldn't eat. WAH THEN CB NMIND.! STILL GOT, SHE ATE LIKE 25 CENTS OF THE BAN MIAN AND TOLD ME SHE WAS FULL.! i tell you, if i have a daughter, sister, wife, mother, grandmother, or any form as in relatives, i will give her at least 40 thousand tight slaps a minute. 

my conclusion is - it really is easy to be a pubor. just be at your worst, your xialan-nest, your cockiest, your everything-negative-iest, every single second of your life, and who better to guide you than LEE HUI CHIN.