here's the best example of irony, for all you literature students out there who even at this point of time, still can't grasp the meaning of the 6 lettered word - when i had to pull myself out of bed at 650am in the morning and go through the same morning routine before taking my mom's car to dover road every weekday, i used to curse how the local education system functions and how deprived i am of sleep. now that i've proceeded in life and am in the longest hiatus any O level graduate will go through, i turn into a restless being hoping for school to start pronto, like how a drug addict would beg for ice. funny how this education system works (like, my 700th time saying this) - they make us wait for an eternity and unknowingly turn us into couch potatoes but don't provide TAF services in polytechnics. DOH.

so, it was mahjong (like, yet again, yo) last night at my dad's empty apartment, next block to ours, 10 stories up, with the dex and co. and because the empty apartment is empty since it is an empty apartment, thus being named empty apartment, the ah-bang mac delivery guy must have got a little shock, but at least something new he can tell his colleagues - eh just now i deliver to signature park ah, the person house no tv, no table, no clock siol. only one mahjong table right smack in the middle of the living room sial. and after 3 rounds, we swam at an unearthly hour, 530am. it chilled us like baby-at-the-core-of-an-iceberg-in-arctic throughout the whole 45 minutes, but it was all worth it, talking to a much-missed-golden-haired-fucking-guailan derrrrx at the side of the pool. they left, i slept, and woke up at 430pm, and began another episode of The Boring Life.

met the ben at kap, sat him through his probability worksheet , and recalled how unattentive i used to be in class to not understand this easy topic. aiyah, can't be bothered to go into the specifics like how we ate tau huay after that in the market, but shit, i think i just went into it.

will continue the story of The Chronicles of An O Level Graduate, feat. Joey. DOH.