newtown students got pwned on the 26th of october: somebody decided to end her life when she, as atrocious as it sounds, got back her report book. at 950am, dover road was filled with shrieks of terrors and bellowing cries, credits to the secondary 3 girl. not trying to be unfeeling and mean here but the simple austerity of that matter has no doubt, somehow, affected my revisions - with every mathematical sum i have completed, i'll look up and smile to myself like an idiot. dear me, i have friends who get back their report books, find out that they have been demoted to the normal acad stream, and yet 5 seconds later, still ask if i wanted to catch a movie that afternoon. at least it's 1/12th of a minute - i bet my d40x there are people out there who won't look at their slips for a second.

there are many ways to end your life, and if you're unsure of how you should go about doing this, there are many ways (again) to search for ways to end your life. check out friendster first (you know you should), because the probability of finding somebody with the excessively-used-3-letter-word at the front of his/her friendster nick is 1/2. okay, maybe 1/1.5, which equates to 2/3. and if you haven't figure out what the 3-letter-word is, i'd think you are a 100% mugger for the big Os, with no other talents except for studying, pronounces cineleisure as sineleisure (and sometimes tangent-leisure or cosine-leisure because "boy ah, math is so important. you fail you cannot go into a poly or ITE."), and wears football stockings under your white school pants. FRIENDSTER: Find, Connect, Stay in Touch. will help you explore interesting ways to showcase your depression and worries in the form of literacy virtually, as you gear up for your free-fall. off. a. freaking. third. storey. -.-"

thanks for contributing in adding fame to our blue school. i foresee mdm neo's relatives coming up to her, saying, "congrats, your school made it to the papers twice in 5 months.!" then mdm neo will pull her skirt up, position her spectacles, and scream, "i will dealt with you seriously." the board of newtown is a team of losers. see what happens after mdm oen's departure - fuhua students aren't allowed to wear colour bras (including guys), and if they do, their parents have to bring for them the correct ones, if not they have to walk around the school without any lingerie under. instead of loving mdm oen, fuhua students hope she becomes colour blind one day. no, that's not what happened.! we are made to bask in the sun every morning and collect sweatwater for.. for what.?! for save the earth, o-seven o-seven o-seven yeah.! newtown is in a mess. big mess, because mr goh soon hua has just been sacked for caning somebody with no apparent reason. that's what he does best, apart from trying to modify his ugly white WRX so that it reaches the same level as david's.

that's not the point - ending your life by free-falling, bungee jumping, flying, trying if gravity is still in existence because the only thing that ever weighs down is your heart (oh, so emo), or stage diving like when you're in a rock conert (only that there isn't any stage) is something incredibly stupid and childish. alternatives include wrist-sliting, self-drowning, artery-popping, or just plain knocking your stubborn skull into something as hard as a slab of wall, all of which can be done with easy-to-find household equipments you can find in your tool-box or the kitchen. NO. don't end your life in the very first place just because your results are bad.! think of it this way - you jumped (not because you want to shoot a 3 pointer at the basketball court, but off a railing, and down into the basketball court) in the first place because your report book was uglier than fendi from live the dream. and having end your life there, you won't be able to correct your mistakes.

i will live to see what happens to newtown when this batch of angsty secondary 3 students take on the O level examinations next year. till then. wait, something just flew past me. it's a bird. no, it's a plane. no, it's superman.! NO, IT'S A NEWTOWN STUDENT.! :