the motorshow 2006 has since passed on for a very long time already, and i conclude its succession. take a look at this picture my brother's friend took:



absolutely gorgeous. i haven't been there personally, but i'm sure of something - the motorshow is an influential one. nowadays, we love to talk about street cars - wrx sti, lancer evo 9, honda integra, toyota supra etc. - but come to think of it, it is all but action. you have to get into it. you have to cultivate the habit of driving fast. you have to get your own personal ride, geared up with an ultra big turbo system, modified with special aerodynamics such as a set of GT wing, and of course, and last but not least, covered with an awesome unique paintjob. then, you'll be able to call yourself "the next generation of racers". a classic example, the only example i can look for, will be none other than THE KING:


caption: ladies & gentlement ur lookin at the next generation of racers

yeah, you have it - the king is leading his humble racing team off to their next dirt racing competition. filled with so much confidence, he's off to netherlands for the next subaru rally race. have you seen such a nice ride like his.? his was built uniquely and specially for him only. 23" monster wheels, exposed sun-roof, beautiful "02" vinyls, and of course, racing bucket seats. you can only sit and admire. his car is the one and only. have a look at this picture:


caption: Motor Show 2006

if you look clearly enough, like how i do, you will detect the slightest of smug in his smile. he's not proud, but he can't stand it, degrading himself, posing in front of a car that's nowhere in his lowest of league. if not for the benefit of everyone of us, the citizens of this red dot, he'd have declined being the spokeperson of this particular brand of car. but he had us in mind, he thought about it hard, he considered his options, weighed the odds and even asked his hairy god. it's hard to come up with this decision. he is unselfish. you haven't seen such kind-hearted racers, have you.?

most of the time, these racers are thugs and punks - they do nothing less than womanize, smoke, and drink. but our king is an exception. have you seen such a kind badass before, in your life.? check this out:


caption: oops!

at least he's courteous enough to admit his mistake, that he's doing underage drinking. oh what a magnanimous king we have.! HAIL THE MAGNAIMOUS KING.! you have to show some love man. and i'm not done yet - i'll never ever be done. this king got lots of good shit to talk about - with drinking comes billard and pool. not only is he a magnanimous knig, he's also the next pool master.! people, give up trying your luck on the pool table. we already have the king here:


caption: the next pool champ

look at the posture, the frown on his forehead because he's aiming, and look.. JUST LOOK AT HIM. tell me which bodily feature does he not make you think he'll be the next pool champion.? practically nothing. he's all perfect. perfect 10/10.? oh, fuck you. i say 12/10. the king must have knocked the ball each one at a time into the pocket, with inch-perfect precision, using the slow-and-steady technique - that is why the set of balls is still at its immature stage of breaking.

i have a reason for scrutinizing the king's every move. come on, he is the king. we should reciprocate his love for us by giving him the utmost of respect he deserves. gratification is something he yearns for all his life. we should show him more love than we used to, really. i have expected losers, imposters, to copy his every move, his every pose. and it's my job and duty to sieve out such losers and prosecute them. i have to point this out today. PLEASE DO NOT MIX, I REPEAT, PLEASE DO NOT MIX - KING TERENCE IS NOT NELLY, I REPEAT, KING TERENCE IS NOT NELLY.! nelly is a bloody loser. he's got no style of his own, unlike our king. it irks me, honestly. i've illustrated a picture, and even by doing so, i'm afraid our lovely king will do something bad to me because i'm associating him with a black nigger.



DO NOT MIX, I REPEAT, DO NOT MIX. CONSEQUENCES FOR YOURSELF TO BEAR.