last evening, i went out with dex and carvey. we went to watch the grudge 2 at cineleisure. this is a warning: next time, make sure you read the synopsis or at least look at the movie posters used for advertisments of the movie you're watching before making a decision. we were strolling along orchard road, deciding on which movie to watch. both of them suggested the grudge 2, and i agreed, thinking it was the grinch 2, or somehow, related. i didn't watch the grinch but i knew jim carrey starred in the movie. happily, i paid $7.50 for a ticket. a ticket to fucking hell. on our way up, on the escalator, i saw the grudge 2's movie posters stretched diagonally ascending upwards at the sides of the walls beside the escalator. and then i realised it was a horror movie. never in my whole life, have i watch a horror movie. okay, let's see. is the village counted.? that bloody lousy plotless show about how alienic-looking monsters invade "the village". i doubt so, but i had my eyes covered almost 1/4 of the movie. obviously, the grudge 2 was far worser. i could pee 6 gallons of urine in a minute. i had my eyes covered with the strap of my bag almost half of the show. the bloody ugly looking ghostly monster had a cyan-tanned skin, with bloodshot black eyes, and only wearing a ragged pair of shorts. i have no idea how producers can come up with such ugly looking people. i think their only source of inspiration comes from zachary ibrahim. also, at cineleisure, almost renowned for their "copious" amount of gangsters and ahlians, mutts and mynahs, we had to watch a horror movie with company. with absolutely irritating company. the movie theatre we were watching our movie in was filled with ahlians, ahbengs, sengs, mengs, kengs, hengs and all kinds of "-"engs. however, there were a few classy women who were more than contented to showcase their thick american accent by asking the sengs and lians to stfu.

ahlians: AHHHHH.!! (screams at fright scene)
ahbengs: HAHAHAHAHA.! KAOBEI LAH.!! (thinking they can be hercules one day)
classy babies: SHUT UP.! (with accent)

the grudge 2 almost turned into a comedy for me. but i guess nothing's more comical than my fellow classmate, terencejit singh s/o sadhara singh, who never fails to make me laugh with his sick jokes, punjabi accent, and obviously, his friendster pictures. =)
as usual, the rocker-wannabe. that thing is supposed to be hit with sticks. but it is carried almost like a guitar. so you get the point - terencejit singh is both a guitarist and a drummer. kudos to the rocker, baby.! this photo is exactly captioned: Playin da dhol on ma b dae. ROCK ON.... ROCKER (?!!?) \m/ \m/ \m/
you have to magnify this by clicking it and take a look at it. dressed in formal wear, standing in front a beautifully abstracted art piece, with folded arms, and of course, the face of an undisputed wrestling champion, this is Dholi Sonu for you. with the colourful art piece and the posture of the Man(although it would have been better if he was standing with arms akimbo), it is of great artistry and i'm absolutely delighted. *claps claps* of course, how can we forget about the way he types.? this photo is captioned: Me in ma b dae out fit. oh god, we have a rapper in the making.

oh yes, this popular pose everybody's doing it to showoff their beautiful sideburns. but nobody does it better than our hunk, mr singh. just look at his face in the dark, purposefully done with poor lighting, so as to portray a sinister figure lurking in the backgrounds. you're the man. yes, the photo caption.? simply Me. you know, we're constantly ageing and the world around is moving ever so quickly. trends are changing and most recently, simplicity is of great deal of fashion sense. nobody does it better than mr singh. with just 2 letters, he says it all.

now, let's have a closer look at his current nick: Dholi Sonu in da house yea - jado sachiyaan sunaiyaan ni bera dhook lagyeya tenu dhook lageya. ultimate coolness.? i agree. i have no idea what the fuck is he trying to tell people on his msn contact list about. somebody save me. in da house yea. i supposed that to be a question. but we can do nothing. the fact that he's able to come online in his own computer proves to show that he is indeed in da house yea. yes. very specific. let's look at his sub nick. jado sachiyaan sunaiyaan ni bera dhook lagyeya tenu dhook lageya. japanese.? malay.? or isit russian.? YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG.! it is the sacred language of the punjabis. it extremely exclusive. i've tried spending some time to decipher what it means, but as expected, to no avail. however, i've made some little findings. read: dhook lagyeya. since terencejit is so into fishing (he can wait for a fish to bite even when his rod is not casted out. refer to friendster pictures), i thought maybe dhook means dehook. and most probably, lagyeya is a species of a kind of fish. but sadly, it isn't. i've tried goggling for sources on the type of fish terencejit tried to dhook. no search found. i think it's time pack up. the next time you think of provoking me, think twice, because this hunk coincidentally sits beside me in class. =)