the haze is really getting on my nerves, and naturally, it goes into my body and into my nerve system. i'm dying of cough here because of the irresponsibility displayed by the indoneisians. and to top it all, the cocks governing indoneisia, or what better knowns as the governments, don't even give a hoot about it. i'm feeling so vexed up now because coughing is not cool and it somehow portray you as a dirty and impolite bastard if you happen to forget to cover your mouth. also, i just can't stand the fact that we, the handsome and pretty people in singapore, have to suffer so immensely. our island is infamous for its minute stature and is known worldwide as, "the dot in the map," which makes it even much more irritating, because the percentage of us getting hit by haze from our neighbouring country in the asia region alone is the same as the marks achieved for mathematics by my bloody stupid classmates. yes, and that is very bad.

seriously, what can the people of singapore do to remedy this situation.? practically nothing.! we just have to sit back at home, watch what's on channel 5 or 8, and curse under our breaths that the PSI rating on the top left hand corner is hindering our view of our favourite individual of the show in the background. even if i didn't fall ill due to the haze, my stand will still be clear. we have to come up with a plan to destroy and conquer the indoneisians, so that we can live 3 years more and not 3 years less, we can breathe in fresh air again like a prisoner who has just been released from his cell, and last but not least, so that we can rekindle our love for the indoneisians who are our fellow schoolmates. (or maybe so that they won't have any excuse to stay in singapore during the holidays) they already have enough characteristics to tease about. indo-people, spare a thought for your fellow country man. we have to stop this. i think the easiest way to do so is to rack our brains and think of different abbreviations for PSI so as to spite the indoneisians, which is formally known as pollutant standard index. and i've figured 2 so far only: (1)please stop indoneisia (2) please stay inside. maybe after formulating a long list of different abbreviations for the letters PSI, we can hopefully send it to lee hsien long, so that it can be later forwarded to the governors in indoneisia. and then, they'll get all angry and hysterical and demand us to stop. but we'll only threaten them to bring in more professionals from all over the country, put their heads together, and think of more abbreviations.! by then, we'll be godly. the indoneisians will soon give up and order 600 million gallons of water from different countries to be poured over their forestry which was and is currently, on fire. but i have to break this to you - this will only remain as a beautiful dream. i'm being too naive.

and to think the malays have the cheek to celebrate hari raya. they should be guilt-stricken and self-punish themselves by having an extra month of ramadan.! they will become skinny sticks and can be pushed off one by one at the gusts of wind. i can totally imagine this situation in my head right now:

ah bung 1: eh brudder, hari raya puasa sial, where your toilet ah.? saya mao wash eye. bodoh ah pa in indoneisia burn the forest. saya eye sakit (pain) sial.
ah bung 2: eh brudder, where are you.? saya ta boleh see you leh sial. where are you sial.? ada hantu ah.?

-.- "

even if the singaporeans proposed an appeal to stop the burning of forestry, the indoneisians will look, frown, and throw the paper into the toilet bowl. their heads are big and empty you could fit two brains in. (but obviously, they are lacking financially, or else they would have done that long ago) our appeal to them will be enigmatic and thus, useless. really, i need to be saved now. pack your kits, gears, and travelling essentials and leave singapore if need to be, and come back only when the haze subsides.