oops, he did it again. if i was asked to define maturity, i'd say the biggest part of it is to be extremely sensitive to people's feelings. very, very much. sometimes i wish i was some big thing in singapore - i get to set up campaigns and create propagandas to educate the citizens about anything beneficial to me. i'll probably have people who are insensitive to people's feelings chopped up and fed to dogs, or baked in the oven to be served as a plate of cheesy delicious baked rice. come on people, think twice or better still, thrice, before you say anything that is offensive to others. i believe you have enough brains and sense to figure out that jacintha of singapore idol is just a loser with big breasts but puny brains. i'll rather watch rock star supernova every wednesday and thursday, which happens to fall on the same time slot as SI.

anyway, my whole point of blogging right now in the evening's not because i want to bring ja down. but instead, bring somebody up to his possible highest status. here goes: on thursday evening, i got the shock of my life when a young boy wearing a newtown pe shirt (bearing the large logo and name at the front and back respectively) started playing soccer at the side of the swimming pool at gerald's condo. this may not be as shocking to you as it seems to me because you weren't physically at the scene. boys and girls aged 5 and below were busy hopping in and out of the swimming pool as if they were replenishing something they could find only in it. i was shocked because that particular bastard playing football with a yellow size 3 ball was dribbling on his own among the crazy kids. okay, here's something more shocking. a female guard appeared at the side of the pool and told him to stop playing. i thought she was my saviour for that day because my eyes were sore and swollen from seeing that guy imitate cristiano ronaldo. however, instead of apologising, he broke into a fury rage and screamed right into the guard's face. imagine the bewilderment of the guard, and she was at the age where everyone similar was prone to cardiac attacks. the guard remained rooted to the spot and silent, but the idiot didn't stop. receiving momentum from the rebound off the boundaries of the swimming pool, he lobbed the ball and gave a full-strength volley at the guard. now, the guard was obviously infuriated. i could see she wanted to swing her walkie-talkie at that bastard's face and make him bleed. but she didn't. she questioned the guy repeatedly, but it didn't went in. maybe it did, but definitely, it came out through the other ear hole. the enraged monster pointed a middle finger at the guard's face and displayed his wide array of hokkien, english, chinese, spanish, french, german, japanese.. literally every kind of vulgarities in different languages. i couldn't have went up to the bastard and gave him a punch because he's notoriously famous for his reflexes. the guard stomped off and called a S.W.A.T team and snipers all geared up and ready to blow the guy's head. no lah, just kidding. she called her seemingly better built superior, thinking she could get her revenge. but she didn't. i guessed the superior is so used to such things in the condo, he figured not to put his head into it to keep his job safe and his children and wife at home happy. and then it ended. right there. matter unresolved. disgusted and angry.

i mentioned bringing the person's status up through publicity. so, any local gang needs a chiongster or a daredevil.? i'd be happy to give his number. (: or.. tell you people what. i'll contact my brother's friend's father who happens to be a national servicemen to get that crazy bastard fighting wars from foreigners if needed. he'll probably kill six hundred and fifty men in 3 minutes, and will return to be congratulated by his fellow colleagues who'd be so proud of him. they'll say, "you cleared the entire team, you awesome pig. what were you.? some f*cking homicidal ex-convict.?" and he'll reply as mysteriously and cooly as he can, "no, just a normal citizen who detests condominium guards."