it's been a long time since i visit MOT. after reading their more recent blog entries, i surprisingly panicked. instantaneously, i opened another internet explorer to have my friendster picture caption changed. recalling the moments i spent in RockForGood, taking pictures with Levan and gazing at Amanda Ling's slender and gorgeous legs, i figured it was time to move on and stop endangering myself to be the first in newtown to be featured in MOT. i thought about it and concluded that my luck wouldn't be that bad to have myself picked for a twit in MOT, considering the immense number of twits we have at school. but i had better be safe than sorry.
i don't know how this happened: i was returning home at about 1205pm from the last soccer training we'll have during the holidays. i walked up the familiar steps and was conversing with my maid at the same time, dropped my bag of muddy soccer boots on the floor when i reached the family hall, and sat in front of the computer screen. switched it on, waited for it to load, and logged on to my MSN messenger. i waited for it to load again, and when it was done loading, drew down the list of newtowners in my contact list and received the most terrorizing shock. it hit me so aggressively and suddenly i almost fall to first floor. recovering from the harsh shock, i allowed my mind to process what i've just seen and my internal organs to calm down. I HAVE A BLOODY TWIT IN MY BLOODY CONTACT LIST.! her nick was the culprit for the shocker, and if only i could, i'd have her up for attempting murder. the dumb newspaper headlines the following day would definitely be FAMOUS INVESTIGATOR FAILS TO CRACK HOMICIDE CASE AND RETIRES. i suggest you take drastic measures for this one: (1) place a pail in front of you in case you throw up (2) put your finger on the on/off monitor button in case it hurts your eyes (3) or why not just shut down the computer.? okay, here's her nick. don't charge me for murder. i warned you already.
``*_mmeliissaa ___________being.happii.iis.the.most.important.thing.in.life - "iimuststudyhardman.-` [[ilOvecheesecakes.yummpiie..]]" [[maybitwuldbebetter]]
F*CK.!
firstly, what's with the modification of your own name.? will adding letters aid you in scoring an A1 for your mathematics.? NO. secondly, what's with the punctuations.? it's all messed up.! i mean, it's okay to have a few punctuations as decorations (althought it doesn't appeal to me) but... i'm utterly disgusted over here. i hope you're still respiring normally like a living organism should. urgh, let's continue. thirdly, the spelling. i feel for miss cheryl tan (e2/1&2's english teacher) and miss caroline chan (e3/3's english teacher) totally. do you know, mmeliissaa, you could have have them jobless if mdm neo logs on to MSN messenger one day, and finds out bout your nick.?! PLEASE FOR EVERYBODY'S SAKE, LEARN THE SPELLING "HAPPY", "IS", "MAYBE" and "WOULD".! i must say, i'm dissappointed in newtowners. i'm not requesting everybody to have the most awesome language ability in the whole universe, or get Best English Student consecutively for 3 or 4 years like what gerald is doing (heh heh, owe me $5). but it is very vital for everybody in singapore to speak and write proper english. no doubt, being happy and joyful always is important in life, but present what you believe in and your stand in a more clearer way. claritiie.iis.de.most.important.tings.in.lifez. last but not least, somebody please explain the meaning of yumpiie to me. i tried guessing - since she spelt "happy" as "happii", have "yum" which originates from the word "yummy", and have "ump" which i figured can be completed by adding a letter 'J' in front of "ump" to be jump, i conclude that she thinks cheesecakes are yummy and have the ability to make her jump for joy and be happii. this is killing 3 birds with one stone.! how lovely is thy creation. i think i'm done with her nick, and hopefully this blog entry will be kept in low profile so that she won't learn about this. i don't want to have all the twits in newtown unite together as one and have me chopped up. so please, keep this in low profile yeah.? oh i forgot - nobody reads my blog. :'(
look - i'd be contradicting myself if i say, "no offense" because this entire blog entry is wholly typed out at my best to criticize the TWITS in my school. so, it's back to my holiday homework which haven't been touched since the time it was given out. you know, i won't be doing all this holiday home-crap-work if it's not for my current love and obsession - World Cup 2006. last night's saudi arabia and ukraine was a disaster, not because i'm stupid to the extend of wanting saudi to win the world cup, but because my mom was nagging all the time. i had a hard time differentiating the match commentator's voice and my mom's. so, holiday homework, and then peaceful World Cup 2006. note: i'm not trying to be MOT2. i'll never be. baaa, till then ghosts.