HALLELUJAH.! today, the foot specialist, Justine Pringalle, decided the nipple-like hardened skin on my foot is not a corn, but a wart. plantar warts usually form anywhere on the body, provided it is exposed to much humidity. before my mom or i could say anything, she started ranting the causes, effects, treatments and what she was going to do. "warts love humidity. you get humidity when your feet perspires. they love bathrooms. they love swimming pools. ohh love swimming pools." she said the last 'love' with her eyes rolled all the way up like Undertaker from the world wrestling entertainment to add extra emphasis on it. she explained warts are virus infection or bacteria infection. she literally looked at my feet once, and turned to explain to my mom what it was. the next moment, she's all geared up with her medical gloves and apron, and a devilish-looking cutter on her hand. in about 3 minutes, she had all the hardened skin around the wart itself cut. it wasn't painful, because it was all dead skin. lucky me. she gave me an ointment in a tube. ironically, there wasn't any applicator on the tube itself, and she instructed me to put as little ointment as possible on the wart. and, that's about it. just the shaving of the skin, the medicine and the consultation cost my mom a staggering $57. and i am to meet her 2 weeks later.

after that, my mom drove back home to fetch my brother out. we went to far east plaza and walked around and i saw a pervert in action. this girl in her 20s was queuing up for food when the old man went really close to her. i heard him whisper, "xiao jie, ni hen piao liang. wo ke yi dong ni pi gu ma.?" translated to english, the main said, "miss, you're beautiful. may i touch your butt.?" i immediately turned not to see the girl's ass but into the eyes of the pervert. when our eyes met, my fist met his face instantaneously. after that, the girl looked in awe, and went on to hug me, whispering into my ears sweetly, "my hero." and hugged me even tighter. my mom was so proud of me then.! yeah right. -.- i didn't do anything. the lady's reaction shocked everybody around her. she turned and shouted, "ZHOU KAI LAH.!" and moved closer towards the woman standing in front of her. i could have taken a sniper and finished that guy off.! i could have pulled his ear, nagged, "why you so naughty ah.? where you learn all this one ah.? tell papa now.!", and dragged him all the way in front of my mom's car and drove over him. I SHOULD HAVE.! and he had the cheek to continue smiling. no, i mean he had the bubbly fat cheeks to make him smile like that of an idiot. he can die and his only visitors will be the priests and the saigongs. yes.

enough about all the skin-shaving and butt-touching. i love blogging, because i have a beautiful blogskin. :D fortunate emo asshole. A Static Lullaby RULES.!