i'm here to blog about the world most unreasonable creature in the entire universe: Theophilus Tay. the following is one of my many recent contributions to the school as an ava club member. i stayed back for the past two days to help out in the secondary 1 orientation camp. the pa crew is needed because line-dancing practice and teaching was commenced in the hall, therefore the cd player and the microphones are required. if theophilus should be reading this, he would have said, "you can don't stay back one what." but i strongly disagree. i was in the pa room the entire time, pressing the 'play', 'stop', 'next' or 'previous' buttons, and occasionally toggling the volume control thing on the mixer all alone.! sometimes, i'll have company when the rest of the guys are finished with their soccer or their flirting. now, here are my personal comments on each regular ava member, mainly darren, andrew and terrence. nevermind if you don't know any of them, but what's important comes next. they each have their personal reasons why they are retained in the club, and mostly, are underground. darren remains in the club because theo zhao gor him. -.-" terrence does nothing except talking things which has erotic content, but knows the equipments in the pa room well. andrew yong is there because of his pure hardworkingness. there are a whole lot of other members, such as andrew yeo, shahridan, terrencejit and many others. all they ever did is to come into the room and make use of the fans and chairs and, yah, that's about it. i can blow things up by asking my mom to write a letter regarding my dismissal in the club, and i'm very sure of it, at least theo or not, at most, the pa club will be screwed.

and here's to why i got sacked by the "biggie pa chairman" mr theophilus tay. gerald wanted to know where the wireless mike was, so i turned and saw a microphone-shaped pencil box. not knowing that it was filled with tools, i requested for theo to bring it to me as i couldn't reach. he then began his long long line of vulgarities. "that not microphone la you stupid that the uncle tool the uncle tool the uncle you understand?" i then looked at him with shock because of his outburst of rage and was then misunderstood of being "not happy" with him. i didn't say a word, until he said "you're out of the club, leave the room." he walked out and i think he called mrs rahuyu. he returned and said, "with immediate effect of today you're out from the club." just imagine you being in my shoes. if i'm much more fitter than him, or i'm some black belt kungfu master, or a world renowed thai boxer, or a thug rascal that owns 520 different areas in singapore, i would have whacked the hell out of him. i feel i'm vital to the club at times, and definitely damn right sure that i'm less lazy and more hardworking than some of the other ava club members. theo should be struck off his prefectorial post and his "biggie chairman" role at the ava club. even having a surname similar, in pronunciation, to his is a big-enough insult to me. i'm so damn pissed with his bullying and his ill-mannered behaviour.

fook all these things. anyhow, i still have the new abc girl from taiwan in my class to cheer me up. hahaha. i better change my sitting position during my humanities classes, or else my studies will be gravely affected. i sit beside the non-stop-talking-ass phang zhiyong during my social studies classes and behind shiongbin during my history classes. but i really have much more fun when i sit with them. so maybe if i should feel sad or anything, the two asses, zhiyong and shiongbin can be my temporary antidote for unhappiness. shiongbin did something really funny today. when our new history teacher stepped in today, we knew at once she's the kind for bullying. so when she finished teaching, she asked us to write a short passage about ourselves and our own personal expectations of her. just when she finished saying "expectations of her", shiongbin said, "must have" and rose up instantly to point his boobs out. in words, "must have breasts." the people around him laughed like crazy, and the rest were either too busy talking to their friends, or don't understand whatever he just said. the teacher told him it's not funny and to respect her. shiongbin still talked back.! he said, "i also never laugh, they all laugh." and we laughed even more. damnit. he also has the funny habit of asking people to cum other people's dick. HAHAHA.

okay that's really enough. i have tuition tmr at 4, and it's 432 in the morning. i don't sense a single feeling of sleepiness, and will play fm until it's time to bathe and prepare for tuition. hurhur. cheers.!